Perfect Woman

How to Know She Doesn’t Care

Once a young player gets a little game, he’s got to ask himself what he wants to get out of his relationships with women. For me, I prefer to have 3 slots on my depth chart.

A – Main Bitch – aka girlfriend. Has most of the attributes I really value in a woman

B – Side Bitch – gets the call when my gf is unavailable to or unable to give me something I want

C – Flavor of the Day – whatever girls I might slide down on at random

Slots (heh) B and C serve at my pleasure and change frequently. Slot A is, although usually vacant (where I revert to a five slot shuffle plan), a little more important, . But for the times when we might want to fill that slot, I wanted to share one of the tools I use to screen a girl when I think she might fit into Slot A.

What’s my favorite food?
Where did I grow up?
Who is my best friend?

Asking a girl basic biographical information about yourself is a quick way to gauge her interest level in you. If she’s into to you, those facts will be important to her. Thus, she will remember them. When someone cares about somebody or something, they can speak extemporaneously on it all night. When they don’t care, they won’t listen when it comes up in the first place. I’ve had girls say they loved me, wanted marriage and a baby but couldn’t answer simple questions about somebody they had talked to regularly for months. 

If you know who her favorite musical artist is and she doesn’t know yours. If you know what her parents do for a living, but all she knows is that you do something with cars. Basically, information asymmetry is a red flag that she doesn’t care about you. This test will eliminate 99% of women you think you might date seriously. Most, modern American women are self absorbed to a degree that deserves clinical attention. Moreover, they are taught to love themselves over all things, and they do a damn good job of it. 

She either didn’t bother to listen to what you said the first time, never asked, or forgot. These are the same girls who can recite the last three seasons of meaningless drama on the latest housewives show. People take care to remember what they think matters.

Typically, a woman doesn’t care about you. She cares about how you make her feel. In love, as all other dealings with the opposite sex, the male is a utility. A tool to serve the woman. If she doesn’t fail our little quiz, this doesn’t mean she cares. At least not in the way a man cares for a woman. But, it does mean she’s at least investing some effort. Which is a starting point.

Patience in a Drought

In my blue pill days, a drought was the months that would go by when Hulk didn’t smash anything. Picture the pages of a calendar flying buy as the seasons changed. It was rough. The inevitable build up was assuaged by masturbation to the tune of 5 times a weeks. For those of you interested, my record is north of dozen self launches in one day. I’d be more specific but I would be embarrassed and you would be impressed. Now a days I hardly ever look at porn or polish the ol’ solid rocket booster (check out Your Brain on Porn).

Since that time I’ve quit the fapping AND I’ve gotten way better at getting girls. So, I have way more sexual energy, and have become accustomed to releasing it on with a pretty girl. Great right? Well, I get pretty backed up if I don’t get that release for about two weeks. Sometimes, I get lost in Zero G training and I look up and I’m in a full blown drought. Once I get into that territory I have to make conscious effort to maintain my frame.
I’ve made some observations on things that help me keep my game tight and end the drought. Here they are.

Child Support is Too Damn High

The concept of minimum wage speaks to society deciding that a person needs X amount of dollars to sustain themselves. In my state its 8 USD an hour. Multiply that by 40 hours a week and 50 weeks a year we come to $16,000 a year. Not a ton of money. I lived on an $8/hr wage for about a year and a half. I lived in a small apartment in a bad neighborhood. I didn’t have much discretionary income. I had to learn how to cook. While I wasn’t able to live the life of an international playboy, my needs were met.

Why is it that if I’m a single person its fine for me to work my ass off and get 16k? But, if I’m a single parent and my babymama/daddy makes 100k its a major problem for me to get less than thousands of dollars a month while having no job. And by major problem I mean if I don’t get that money, someone is getting locked the hell up.

I used Washington State’s Quick Child Support Estimator to get these figures for a single parent with no income, two middle schoolers, and a spouse that makes minimum wage  and a spouse that makes 100k a year.

Accustomed to a LIfestyle

I live in a Chalimony state were getting married is a raw deal and divorce is just an ex post facto dowry system. The courts use a list of factors to determine the amount, if any, of alimony that will be paid from one spouse (read husband) to another (read unhappy wife). Here are a few of the reasons in italics and my comments on why they suck. There are a few of the criteria that makes more sense than others. But, these are the ones, out of a dozen, that I dislike the most.

The needs, obligations, and financial resources of each party

Everything is is supposed to be split in half. Although, I know more than a few men who took on all the debt just to get free of the process and on with life. But, at least in theory the resources, and obligations should be split in half. Giving both parties equal resources and burdens. Which makes them useless for comparison since they should be the same. The term ‘needs’ is a nebulous undefinable term that gives judges leeway to do what they feel like. What exactly does one need? And why exactly is an ex spouse responsible for my needs?

Standard of Living

This is usually referred to as the “responsibility” an ex spouse has to another to maintain them in the lifestyle they have been accustomed to. If a person becomes accustomed to a standard of living or lifestyle, then that person possesses the capacity to become accustomed to a new lifestyle. Or in some cases, their original lifestyle. The court does not force my last roommate to continue paying rent because I was accustomed to living in a luxury apartment. Just as a divorce ends, the roommate situation ended and my last roommate has no future responsibility…Provided we weren’t intimate. And of course I’ve become accustomed to blowj’s and vacuuming. Ofcourse, now that accustomed stuff isn’t applicable.

Decisions made during marriage regarding employment, parenting, education
opportunity, time and costs for a party to obtain new skills to earn more

What they are saying is the common refrain of being a mom requires sacrifice, and its not fair that the mother gives up their life to raise children. Basically, its all the man’s fault. Its assumed that he got over on her. Its somehow a good deal working day in and day out, and using your earnings to pay for the lives of other people. The stay at home mom somehow sacrifices something by being free from that bondage. In a house were most of the labor is mechanized, and the child care is handled from 8 to 3 (minimum) by a school. Its assumed had she not had to “sacrifice” she would have went on to high achievement in education and the work place.
A marriage is a partnership. All property is community property. Therefore if we as a couple make a decision for one of us to work and one of us to stay at home, whatever benefits and detriments we get from that decision, we own together. WE decided you should stay home because there was something WE got out of that. But, when the marriage is over the court will pretend that YOU forced her to stay home so now YOU should pay for it.

Whether age, physical or mental health of a child of the parties requires that one parent not work outside the home

Today on Pimp my Bride…Yo dawg I heard you liked paying child support. So, I ordered you to pay child support, then I took your alimony, and put more child support in it!

Duration of the Marriage

The rationale they say in public is that the longer the marriage, the more handicapped a wife is to reenter the workforce. I call bull. The courts know that the closer a woman gets to the wall, and especially when she passes it, she is more handicapped in finding another sucker to leech off of.

Each party’s contributions, monetary and non-monetary, to the well being of the family

This one will get a post of its own. I’m gonna do some math on that one and we’ll see about that.

Its strange to me that a hamster is able to produce so much horse shit. Well I’ve got to get to the patriarchy meeting. See you guys later.

Its Not Nice to Meet You

Introductions are great for gaming. It gives you the proverbial foot in the door (I prefer the phrase ‘tip in the wet’). An ice breaker cluster bomb with a pre-selection strafing. We grunts on the ground definately appreciate when a wing gives us that great assist. Usually the conversations following an introduction go like this

::Your Buddy with girl in tow interrupts your conversation::
Buddy: Hey gents, this is Sara
Joe: Hi, nice to meet you
Chuck: Yea, it’s a pleasure
Sara: Nice to meet you, too
Joe: So, tell us about yourself
Chuck: Yea we’d love to hear it

It was boring writing that. Mostly, I feel bad for Sara. Normally, Saturday nights are reserved for cool guys she wants to throat in the bathroom. But, since they are friends of friends she can’t be rude and blow them out. She waits a whole two minutes before leaving these guys for a forever bathroom break.

When you are introduced to a woman, treat her like a yellow light. Take notice, but you’re a man with things to do. You mash the gas and keep going forward. After a couple rounds of ‘hi nice to meet you’ don’t invite her to join your conversation. Whatever you do, don’t make the conversation about the new arrival. Go back to what you were talking about. Just because a vagina walks into the room doesn’t mean anything in your world has changed.

Don’t want to come off ass an asshole? You shouldn’t care. Here’s how the Apollo Program handles introductions:

Buddy: Hey Gents…
Joe: Watsup Buddy!
Buddy: Hey, I want you to meet Sara
Joe: Hey, how ya doin
::Joe turns back to conversation::
Joe: …like I was saying Saturn V rocket was awesome because blah blah blah
(bonus points are given for smoothly boxing Sara out and including Buddy)

Worry not friends. She will either linger around your conversation until you decide to include her or she will wander off. Maybe she wanders off and you never see her again? Not a big deal since you only invested 2 seconds in her. 9 times out of 10 she will find you again. Her biology demands it. Her mind will tell her that she’s coming back just to find out if you’re an asshole all the time. Her loins will speak the language of drip drop slosh.

Key Points
-polite
-indifferent
-do warmly greet your friends and major players
-don’t warmly greet someone just because they have a vagina
-Your time on this planet is valuable. Don’t spend it begging for pussy.

Naked and Afraid

I occasionally hear that women are just as strong as men, and their place isn’t at home blah blah blah. This show places a man and woman in a survival situations with no modern technology and blows all of that rubbish out of the water. When placing a man and woman in a forest with no assistance, I figured results would be pretty predictable. They were. The man in every couple tends to be motivator, provider, decision maker and protector. Generally the woman either assists the man or nags

There was one episode where the man got sunburned pretty bad and got dysentarry and was out of the game for the duration. Very little compassion from the female. Nag nag nag. I can only imagine what she would have said to him had cameras not been around. This was the one show of the eight I’ve seen where the man didn’t pull his and her weight.

Another episode places a female personal trainer and male firefighter in the wilderness. Both are supposedly well versed in survival skills. For all her expertise, a steady rain causes the female to curl into a ball and cry. The male has to stop getting shit done and coddle her so he can get her back in the game. With no sources of food or shelter. The woman’s brain told her to conserve her energy. And that strategy makes sense. Because had she never worked after that, her partner surely would have shared his food with her. That sort of thing happens through out the season. Men and women are different. But, you already knew that.

Watch the show. Its a good survival show. Its a good gender dynamics watch. And they’re naked.

Tichina Loses

I was looking through Google News when I saw this on the Huffington Post:

Tichina Arnold Blasts French Montana For Instagram Post

For those of you who don’t know, Tichina Arnold played ‘Pam’ in the popular nineties sitcom Martin. SInce then, she has had moderately successful career consisting of guest roles and a few sitcoms. French Montana is a rapper who has also achieved success (read RIAA Certified Platinum) during his career.
The two ended up in The Huffington Post because Montana retweeted a picture of TIchina Arnold looking every bit of her 44 years with the caption “I wish Martin could see this right now. He would tear her ass up”. Arnold responds with a lengthy letter where she pretends not to know who Montana is, and questions his contributions to society.
Her supposed coup de grace occurs when she mentions her not for profit, the We Win Foundation, as an example of some of the value she brings to society while Montana brings nothing.

Arnold wrote the following in her letter

I have CONTRIBUTED something of VALUE on television to many people (including yourself) and many generations and hopefully more to come.

Arnold’s most well known and successful work was on Martin and Everybody Hate Chris. Two shows created and headlined by someone who isn’t Tichina Arnold. She’s a professional coat tail rider. Those shows would have been successful with or without her. I know this is true because since parting ways with Arnold, both Martin Lawrnece and Chris Rock continue to be wildly successful, while Arnold has not.
She goes on to parade her 501c3 as evidence she is some sort of asset to society. I couldn’t find a Form 990 ( compulsory publicly available financial report) for the company. This would suggest that the firm has income of less that $25,000 and not be required to file a 990. Forbes reported in addition to his holdings and record sales, Montana makes $30,000 a show. Assuming he pays taxes with some of all that money, I think a little math might show who actually contributes more to society. Nice try Tichina.
Arnold is on her way to irrelevance. While Montana is in his Prime. I can understand how Arnold would be deeply upset when she felt Montana had attacked her primary asset as an actress. That is to say he attacked her looks. It might become even more painful when she looks in the mirror and realizes her best days are behind her. The Wall spares no woman.