Monthly Archives: July 2014

Gay Wings

The feminist mainstream media occasionally calls the manosphere homophobic. Fuck that. I love gay guys for one simple reason. They make great wing men.

When a man interacts with a woman in a club or bar setting there is built in problem he has to overcome. The nature of approaching and gaming clearly situates the man as a sexual threat.

BITCH SHIELDS TO MAXIMUM! LOAD TORPEDOS!!!

A skilled player can build comfort and get the captain to lower shields and allow him access to the shuttle bay. But, a gay guy can blast through that shit as if it were weren’t there.
Since the gay guy cares for cock and not for vajazzy, he presents to women in the club as unavailable, cocky and indifferent to their feelings, and supremely confident. You may recognize that as shit chicks love. Splash in some stereotypical gay guy fun vibes and you’ve got a bunker buster capable of opening up a set with anyone.

If you’re the confident international playboy you think you are, hardly anyone will think you’re gay. If they do fuck ’em. They can think whatever they want while you’re fist deep in some greasy beef curtains. When hanging out with a gay friend this is the type of shit that happens:
-Any girl or group he tells to sit with us always sits. No matter how hot or how many, they will come. Once they are sitting with us, they have fun because they’re surrounded by cocky funny gay guys and high value alphas.
-“Girllll, is that a nipple ring? Let me see.” Girls will proceed to pull ’em out. RIght in the club. They have the cover of, oh he’s gay so its cool.
-“Bitch you better twerk on my friend.” They comply
-“Yall hoes arn’t drinking enough, order a round.” They comply
-4 hard 9s standing at the bar shooting down guys left and right. Gay wing walks into circle. “What are you all doing? Yall came here to stand by yourself? Go talk to my friend.” They comply

Obviously, all gay guys are not suitable for this. They have to be charismatic and know how to game girls.
So that’s my contribution to tolerance today.

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Thailand’s Military Junta are Feminist

Reports would indicate that a worker for the Thailand’s state run railroad raped and killed a woman. The Associated Press report I read on Yahoo pretty much said that after the rape the perpetrator confessed to the crimes and the Military Junta fired the railway chief. They article suggested that the Military Junta used the rape as an excuse to fire a political enemy.

Rape hysteria being used a politcal ploy? A Military Junta, openly opposed to human rights, using the same tactics as Feminist? I guess game recognizes game.

Patience in a Drought

In my blue pill days, a drought was the months that would go by when Hulk didn’t smash anything. Picture the pages of a calendar flying buy as the seasons changed. It was rough. The inevitable build up was assuaged by masturbation to the tune of 5 times a weeks. For those of you interested, my record is north of dozen self launches in one day. I’d be more specific but I would be embarrassed and you would be impressed. Now a days I hardly ever look at porn or polish the ol’ solid rocket booster (check out Your Brain on Porn).

Since that time I’ve quit the fapping AND I’ve gotten way better at getting girls. So, I have way more sexual energy, and have become accustomed to releasing it on with a pretty girl. Great right? Well, I get pretty backed up if I don’t get that release for about two weeks. Sometimes, I get lost in Zero G training and I look up and I’m in a full blown drought. Once I get into that territory I have to make conscious effort to maintain my frame.
I’ve made some observations on things that help me keep my game tight and end the drought. Here they are.
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Child Support is Too Damn High

The concept of minimum wage speaks to society deciding that a person needs X amount of dollars to sustain themselves. In my state its 8 USD an hour. Multiply that by 40 hours a week and 50 weeks a year we come to $16,000 a year. Not a ton of money. I lived on an $8/hr wage for about a year and a half. I lived in a small apartment in a bad neighborhood. I didn’t have much discretionary income. I had to learn how to cook. While I wasn’t able to live the life of an international playboy, my needs were met.

Why is it that if I’m a single person its fine for me to work my ass off and get 16k? But, if I’m a single parent and my babymama/daddy makes 100k its a major problem for me to get less than thousands of dollars a month while having no job. And by major problem I mean if I don’t get that money, someone is getting locked the hell up.

I used Washington State’s Quick Child Support Estimator to get these figures for a single parent with no income, two middle schoolers, and a spouse that makes minimum wage  and a spouse that makes 100k a year. Continue reading

Accustomed to a LIfestyle

I live in a Chalimony state were getting married is a raw deal and divorce is just an ex post facto dowry system. The courts use a list of factors to determine the amount, if any, of alimony that will be paid from one spouse (read husband) to another (read unhappy wife). Here are a few of the reasons in italics and my comments on why they suck. There are a few of the criteria that makes more sense than others. But, these are the ones, out of a dozen, that I dislike the most.

The needs, obligations, and financial resources of each party

Everything is is supposed to be split in half. Although, I know more than a few men who took on all the debt just to get free of the process and on with life. But, at least in theory the resources, and obligations should be split in half. Giving both parties equal resources and burdens. Which makes them useless for comparison since they should be the same. The term ‘needs’ is a nebulous undefinable term that gives judges leeway to do what they feel like. What exactly does one need? And why exactly is an ex spouse responsible for my needs?

Standard of Living

This is usually referred to as the “responsibility” an ex spouse has to another to maintain them in the lifestyle they have been accustomed to. If a person becomes accustomed to a standard of living or lifestyle, then that person possesses the capacity to become accustomed to a new lifestyle. Or in some cases, their original lifestyle. The court does not force my last roommate to continue paying rent because I was accustomed to living in a luxury apartment. Just as a divorce ends, the roommate situation ended and my last roommate has no future responsibility…Provided we weren’t intimate. And of course I’ve become accustomed to blowj’s and vacuuming. Ofcourse, now that accustomed stuff isn’t applicable.


Decisions made during marriage regarding employment, parenting, education
opportunity, time and costs for a party to obtain new skills to earn more

What they are saying is the common refrain of being a mom requires sacrifice, and its not fair that the mother gives up their life to raise children. Basically, its all the man’s fault. Its assumed that he got over on her. Its somehow a good deal working day in and day out, and using your earnings to pay for the lives of other people. The stay at home mom somehow sacrifices something by being free from that bondage. In a house were most of the labor is mechanized, and the child care is handled from 8 to 3 (minimum) by a school. Its assumed had she not had to “sacrifice” she would have went on to high achievement in education and the work place.
A marriage is a partnership. All property is community property. Therefore if we as a couple make a decision for one of us to work and one of us to stay at home, whatever benefits and detriments we get from that decision, we own together. WE decided you should stay home because there was something WE got out of that. But, when the marriage is over the court will pretend that YOU forced her to stay home so now YOU should pay for it.

Whether age, physical or mental health of a child of the parties requires that one parent not work outside the home

Today on Pimp my Bride…Yo dawg I heard you liked paying child support. So, I ordered you to pay child support, then I took your alimony, and put more child support in it!

Duration of the Marriage

The rationale they say in public is that the longer the marriage, the more handicapped a wife is to reenter the workforce. I call bull. The courts know that the closer a woman gets to the wall, and especially when she passes it, she is more handicapped in finding another sucker to leech off of.

Each party’s contributions, monetary and non-monetary, to the well being of the family

This one will get a post of its own. I’m gonna do some math on that one and we’ll see about that.

Its strange to me that a hamster is able to produce so much horse shit. Well I’ve got to get to the patriarchy meeting. See you guys later.

Girl Game: How to Take a Shower

I don’t think women are stupid.
I don’t think they couldn’t figure out how to take a shower.

But, I know this shit has never crossed your minds so I want to drop some girl game on you. So, here’s my guide on how to take a shower at someone else’s house.

1. Temperature
The water does not have to be as hot as you can bear. Warm works just as well at cleaning your body as hot. After workouts I take showers in cold water. I know you’re not going to do that, but now you know its possible.
Why does it matter? Somebody else is paying to heat all that water. So, since you probably didn’t pay for last night’s date, or anything else, save the guy a few bucks. Further, the hotter the water, the faster the hot water reservoir is depleted. When you leave no hot water for the next person, you come off as self absorbed brat.

2. Time
Some women only know to get out of the shower by when the water turns cold. I’ve seen hotels fitted with instant water heaters cause hours of gleeful showering. But, since we are being mindful of our heat consumption, we can’t roll like that anymore. How will you know when you’re done? Here’s a few rules of thumb:
-Once you have cleaned everything.
-Anytime he says something along the lines of “I’ve got to get to work.”
-If he is taking a shower after you, way before you think you might have used half the hot water.
-When the bathroom is completely fogged.

3. Leave it better than you found it.
Its like camping. Only in the bathroom. You have to realize that one bar of soap, one towel, and one roll of toilet paper can last a man a month. We love when you come over. But also realize when you do come over you tend to use four towels, half a roll of the TP, and that Dove soap I buy for my lady guests seems to evaporate into the air. Since you have consumed resources, feel free to contribute something to the house. Wash a load of towels (you can even use laundry machine), clean up something, cook something.
Don’t leave your little knick knacks everywhere. In your mind you are going to come back for them. You never do. Don’t leave water all over the floor.

4. What’s in it for me?
I firmly believe that everything anybody has ever done has selfish motivations. I wouldn’t expect you to go through all of this trouble if there wasn’t a payoff. Here, the payoff is huge. Being kind and thoughtful in a man’s space is one of the few ways a women can boost her attractiveness. When a women does things that shows she cares and wants to be a positive part of my life, that can easily boost her two whole points. That sort of shit affects men the way seeing your man take off his fitted three piece to expertly change the tire that goes flat in a bad neighborhood at night affects you.
Here’s a free tip that’s not related to any of this. If you want some tongue-a-lingus, the best time is fresh out the shower. #TheMoreYouKnow

Good luck ladies. Remember time is limited.

 

Its Not Nice to Meet You

Introductions are great for gaming. It gives you the proverbial foot in the door (I prefer the phrase ‘tip in the wet’). An ice breaker cluster bomb with a pre-selection strafing. We grunts on the ground definately appreciate when a wing gives us that great assist. Usually the conversations following an introduction go like this

::Your Buddy with girl in tow interrupts your conversation::
Buddy: Hey gents, this is Sara
Joe: Hi, nice to meet you
Chuck: Yea, it’s a pleasure
Sara: Nice to meet you, too
Joe: So, tell us about yourself
Chuck: Yea we’d love to hear it

It was boring writing that. Mostly, I feel bad for Sara. Normally, Saturday nights are reserved for cool guys she wants to throat in the bathroom. But, since they are friends of friends she can’t be rude and blow them out. She waits a whole two minutes before leaving these guys for a forever bathroom break.

When you are introduced to a woman, treat her like a yellow light. Take notice, but you’re a man with things to do. You mash the gas and keep going forward. After a couple rounds of ‘hi nice to meet you’ don’t invite her to join your conversation. Whatever you do, don’t make the conversation about the new arrival. Go back to what you were talking about. Just because a vagina walks into the room doesn’t mean anything in your world has changed.

Don’t want to come off ass an asshole? You shouldn’t care. Here’s how the Apollo Program handles introductions:

Buddy: Hey Gents…
Joe: Watsup Buddy!
Buddy: Hey, I want you to meet Sara
Joe: Hey, how ya doin
::Joe turns back to conversation::
Joe: …like I was saying Saturn V rocket was awesome because blah blah blah
(bonus points are given for smoothly boxing Sara out and including Buddy)

Worry not friends. She will either linger around your conversation until you decide to include her or she will wander off. Maybe she wanders off and you never see her again? Not a big deal since you only invested 2 seconds in her. 9 times out of 10 she will find you again. Her biology demands it. Her mind will tell her that she’s coming back just to find out if you’re an asshole all the time. Her loins will speak the language of drip drop slosh.

Key Points
-polite
-indifferent
-do warmly greet your friends and major players
-don’t warmly greet someone just because they have a vagina
-Your time on this planet is valuable. Don’t spend it begging for pussy.