Monthly Archives: August 2014

Profiles of Alpha: Russel Brand

Enjoy Russel Brand laying down the man sauce thick in the msnbc studio.

Note Russel is the Alpha cool, composed, and funny; yet firm and competent.

Blonde is the Alpha Female with soaked knickers.

British chick is the resentful beta female, a lifetime of playing second fiddle.

Other guy is a beta orbiter desperate for female approval.

While the world is burning, these are the people who are supposed to bring us the news…god help us


A Strategy for Smashing LMR: The Pantie Peeler

“There is no teacher but the enemy”
-Ender’s Game

If you are a man you have been victim to a woman using the promise of sex to get you to do something. Usually, that situation ends with you doing some slave work and her not giving you the panties. In the spirit of promoting gender equality I will reveal the ancient mystical power of the covert contract. I present to you the Apollo Pantie Removal Method. Continue reading

Learning From Some Guys Failure

This is a video of a guy going for, and getting shut all the way down on an end of the night kiss. Be warned, its painful to watch

This chick is not on the fence. There’s probably nothing he could do during his kiss attempt that would undo everything he’s done that day. But if I were coaching him, this is what we’d work on. Here’s a list of mistakes I think this guy makes, focusing on the attempted kiss close.

-First, the obvious. Don’t take a girl you’re not juicing on a date. I’m assuming this was a typical blue pill date (read he paid for it) based on the fact that he takes her not just home, but all the way to the door. Unless he’s cool with blowing money, he should go ahead and find out if he’s gonna get played BEFORE he pays.

-Body language. If I were coaching him, I’d tell him to stand up straight, and stop rocking from side to side. His body language makes me think this would have been his first kiss ever.

-Go inside. What am I gonna do on your porch? Be bold. Explore that unknown apartment. Ask to use the bathroom. Even though its trite, it works because when you’re out drinking, people have to pee. Its life. The Geneva Convention pretty much says you can use her bathroom for anything up to and including throwing up. Once inside you have a much better chance off making it pop off since you have more privacy. No way he could have known this, but she’s not going to want to kiss on the porch in front of the camera. Which of course is not an issue inside.

-Waiting till the end of the date to kiss a girl is some movie fairy tale crap we’ve been force fed for years. In reality, guys who do well with women are usually given the option to kiss and raw dog well before any potential date is mentioned.

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Thirst Traps

Thirst traps are set and forget shit tests. Women use them to weed out the over eager beta boys. The genius thing about them is that a woman can set a trap, and watch as the men flock to it. Men who show themselves to be too thirsty, too early, aren’t taken to the tang tent.

Examples of thirst traps:
-slutty instagram pictures
-when girls attempt to distract you by dancing near you
-late night text messages of the pinging variety
-slutty outfits
-eye contact
-tongue rings
-and many many more

You may have noticed the most fucked thing about this list. They are all things you would think are green lights to go to pound town. Thirst traps are so effective because they are the same things a girl who is DTF or at least interested would do. Women love attention. Fucking love it. Likes on social networking are like crack to them. They get a thrill out of just being looked at.

When encountering a thirst trap in the wild, ignore it. You can’t beat it. Its a lose/lose situation. Either she isn’t DTF and just wants to bask in compliments before she friend zones you OR she is DTF but you took yourself out the running by being thirsty.

Ignore girls on all social media unless you are in an interaction that is leading somehow towards sex. Nobody gets laid commenting on photos. You’re just feeding her ego, so that when you see her in person she not only thinks she’s a hard 10, she thinks ur a 0 cuz you’re constantly orbiting her.
In person, keep your cool. Ignore her sexual displays. The man who hasn’t seen tits and a tongue ring up close before is not the man she wants to bang. That doesn’t mean don’t treat her as a sexual being. Just, don’t get sucked into a sexual state too early.

That is all.

How to Know She Doesn’t Care

Once a young player gets a little game, he’s got to ask himself what he wants to get out of his relationships with women. For me, I prefer to have 3 slots on my depth chart.

A – Main Bitch – aka girlfriend. Has most of the attributes I really value in a woman

B – Side Bitch – gets the call when my gf is unavailable to or unable to give me something I want

C – Flavor of the Day – whatever girls I might slide down on at random

Slots (heh) B and C serve at my pleasure and change frequently. Slot A is, although usually vacant (where I revert to a five slot shuffle plan), a little more important, . But for the times when we might want to fill that slot, I wanted to share one of the tools I use to screen a girl when I think she might fit into Slot A.

What’s my favorite food?
Where did I grow up?
Who is my best friend?

Asking a girl basic biographical information about yourself is a quick way to gauge her interest level in you. If she’s into to you, those facts will be important to her. Thus, she will remember them. When someone cares about somebody or something, they can speak extemporaneously on it all night. When they don’t care, they won’t listen when it comes up in the first place. I’ve had girls say they loved me, wanted marriage and a baby but couldn’t answer simple questions about somebody they had talked to regularly for months. 

If you know who her favorite musical artist is and she doesn’t know yours. If you know what her parents do for a living, but all she knows is that you do something with cars. Basically, information asymmetry is a red flag that she doesn’t care about you. This test will eliminate 99% of women you think you might date seriously. Most, modern American women are self absorbed to a degree that deserves clinical attention. Moreover, they are taught to love themselves over all things, and they do a damn good job of it. 

She either didn’t bother to listen to what you said the first time, never asked, or forgot. These are the same girls who can recite the last three seasons of meaningless drama on the latest housewives show. People take care to remember what they think matters.

Typically, a woman doesn’t care about you. She cares about how you make her feel. In love, as all other dealings with the opposite sex, the male is a utility. A tool to serve the woman. If she doesn’t fail our little quiz, this doesn’t mean she cares. At least not in the way a man cares for a woman. But, it does mean she’s at least investing some effort. Which is a starting point.